Dumbness of College Kids/Jerryrigging

So the more and more I spend in the great Fairmont Towers Dorm at Wichita State, the more and more I realize that the general person who goes to college is dumb. So, this rant could just be from annoyance b/c I can't sleep or study without the dumb heads acting like kindergardeners. I peeked my head out last night about midnight and they were jumping in and out of box like it is the most entertaining thing to do. I told them to be quiet and this one chick was like, "It's not like we are the honors floor" I just wanted to say, I can tell. I prolly have the highest IQ on this floor, and I have a pretty normal IQ.
I have heard rumors that people want to do a slip and slide down the hall. Oh ya, if I hear the bounce of a big purple ball one more time, Mr. Fork is going to be shoved into the plastic. I don't care if that makes me the resident bitch or gets me sent to the Coun. for Fairmont Towers or whatever the fuck the name is. I will have trumped over the idiots that reside my halls.
I don't want to live in Dorms next year but I might just stay on and become a CA, and I am going to be the toughest CA known to man. 10pm is the quiet hours for school nights and at 10 pm, there will be no peep from my hallway. Friday and Saturday you have until midnight, if you are loud after that...expect some consquiences (whatever they may be). Gah, I dont have class for like another hour or so. I should go and attempt to finish my theatre reading. I only got halfway through it b4 the fuckheads got really, really loud.
So ya
Hmm,
I guess that is all really.
Katrina

Edit 1:30
My gradfather would be proud. I just jerryrigged my toilet to flush by using a paperclip to lift up the thingy. Yay...so excited. I want to tell the whole world. But I must finish reading chapter 4 in Technical Theatre and Production.