Favorite Quotes and Such

Donut: It's not pink, it's lightish red. (red vs blue)
“Don’t mess with him, he has a graph” (red vs blue)
Sister “I am from 2500 and I am American, of course I know Spanish” (red vs blue)

"The one who got died" Keiter

"That would make you a whut (whore/slut)?" Rachel Bolter

"If a tree falls in the forest you got three stories: your’s, mine and the tree’s" Hoodwinked

"Truth is, a morale compass can only point you in the right direction, can’t make you go there." Grissom

Robert "Alcohol, oils and candles equals a baby"
Amy "The boys most of had another slideshow then the girls" ~Everybody Loves Raymond~

"When a man seeks the prize of his heart, he does not stop to count horses" Chief Joseph (I Will Fight No More Forever)

"Cake or Death" Eddie Izzard

"Team 1777 is showing that their robot really sucks!" Game Announcer at KC Regional

"There's no possible way
To describe what you feel
When you're talking to your meal." Wolf ~Into the Woods~ "Hello, Little Girl"

Overheard someone talking on the phone "I have a question. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

Today on the Subway I saw a women frogging in front of everyone. What was she doing?
A) Fixing your bra
B) Taking apart a knitted sweater
C) Dancing for Money
“A Way With Words slang quiz” btw, the answer is B

"Winningest womenkind alive"

"You pimped the mambo" Bruno Tonioli (judge on Dancing with the Stars on Joey Fatone's mambo)

Gil Grissom: A Harvard professor conducted an experiment. Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game - count the number of times the ball was passed.
Captain Jim Brass: Yeah? Groundbreaking.
Gil Grissom: During the game a person dressed in a gorilla suit ran across the court. Afterward, the professor asked the students if they noticed the gorilla. Fifty percent responded, "what gorilla?"
Captain Jim Brass: That's wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I'll arrest it.

"I cheese sandwich you" Love and Sex (it's a wonderful movie, you should watch it)

"My position is clear, I am the commander guy" Our "wonderful" President Mr. Bush

"The great state of Vermont will not apologize for it's cheese" -Thank You for Smoking

"How do you finale a finale?" The wonderful Me

"Your ugly! In a good way." My sis, Nastja (how in the world does that work out??)

"If you must curse, use your own name - God" Billboard in Omaha, NE.

"You know, the flying hamburger?" Fitz talking about the Century II building in Wichita

"They say architecture is just frozen music"

"What do you call a person you go out with but not try to have sex with?"
"Men"

"You let me dump a tripod, you bitch"

"I can't turn off the naked people"

*(Do you know the best way to wipe out all human kind if you were a space alien alien with a special kind of mind ray. -Never has come up - Make all women telepathic, if they find out what we think about, they would kill us on the spot.

Sally is realizing that Patrick is going to propose to her and she has just made a fool of herself "Fuck, fuck, fuckty fuck"

How to do the Shocker!

Click it to make it bigger..oh my..so funny, especially number 4...I fell over laughing in my CJ class when I read it.